Wisdom from Kids

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#8177 Wings Over The Mountains of Life
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Wisdom From Kids
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Never trust a dog to watch your food.

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.

Never ask for anything that costs more than $5.00 when your
parents are doing taxes.

Never tell your mom her diet is not working.

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when
she's on the phone.

Never try to baptize a cat.